Customer: I need to send this [letter] express. Clerk: Okay. Express mail will be about $25; we’ll have it there tomorrow. Customer: $25? That’s insane. Clerk: I don’t make the rules. We fly it overnight to anywhere in the United States for delivery the next day. Customer: Even Hawaii? Clerk: It can be in Honolulu in the morning. Customer: Even with the volcano? Clerk: Yes. Customer: Nevermind. Can I get a stamp?